boopednose:

mrkanman:

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

Depends if I’m home

gluten-free-pussy:

hrmsketches:

royalhans:

polar opposite of this post

animution11:

gluten-free-pussy:

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

thinking about skyrim demastered argonian

handsome

artistic muse

mutantschooldropout:

scandalousladysuggestion:

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

me getting a text and calling a lyft